Soup - What does it all mean?

I know, stay calm. Take a deep breath and I will try to explain how the whole Soup legend began. To put it most simply, you can't become a legend and not have a name that people can rally behind. Soup is such a name. Respect immediately comes to mind, I know. Say it, say Soup. As a matter of fact shout at the top of your lungs - SOUP! Feels good, damn good. Now that we have established that the word feels good, how does it relate to Tom Thompson, mild mannered computer scientist? Simple - Tom is a common name in China so it has a standard representation in their alphabet of characters. It takes two characters to write Tom, . The first is (of course) "Soup". Thus the legend starts there. The second character is "Nanny". Together you get the feeling of strength from "Soup" and the comfort of safety and protection from "Nanny". Just as a side note, my last name in China means machine gun - just so you know. Wow, I know what you are thinking - why haven't I heard this exciting story before! Basically because people start to behave as if I am some sort of cult leader when they find all of this out. I want to tell you straight out - I AM NOT A CULT LEADER! I am simply a man with unfathomable powers that demands respect and obedience from all that he surveys. Nothing more.

Current Great Soupisms

What is a Soupism? A Soupism is a way to express a thought or feeling related to the food soup that can be twisted in some interesting manner to relate to me, Soup. Most interesting (and humorous) are those with a sexual undertone but that does not need to be the case. Several examples are listed below.

Soup...

Free of charge.
Now available.
Want some?
Feels good going down!
Gotta Love it!
You never forget your first helping.
Three times a day I always say.
Loved around the world.
Have some.
Ummm Ummm Good.
A true taste sensation.
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Get some.
Great in the morning.
Best when hot.
It's a good burn.
Abuse only as directed.

Email Soupism Suggestions

If you have any brilliant Soupisms and wish to share them email me and you may make it onto this page yet! All of the Soupisms listed below are email suggestions from people like you (that is of course if you are as twisted as they are).

Soup...

If it's too hot swallow, never spit.
When you need something warm inside you.
If you burn your tongue, it's too hot for you.
Trix is for kids, Soup is for adults.
More than a meal.
Fills you up.
Smooth on the back of the throat.
I had it for breakfast.
Nothing heats you up faster.
There's enough for everyone.
You're soaking in it.
It's like eating a hug.
At the top of everyones list.
Do you really need a reason?
Warms you up on a cold day!
Good to the last drop.
So good you want to lick the rim.
I like my soup like I like my sex...hot & spicy.
Best when you just swallow, like it or not.
Suck some down today.

I also accept unflattering or somewhat degrading Soupisms, like these. This seems to be the current hot area so look for updates!

Soup...

Isn't it done yet?...I'm getting tired of playing with it.
As far as its concerned, it is the universe in a bowl.
When it's old you give it to charity.
When plain hot water just won't do.
Is what is left over when all the MEAT is eaten.
The foreplay of a meal.