Ramsey's Rants

  • Lunatic Rants by Ramsey

  • Watch someone else jump in front of a big Mac Truck before you decide to.
  • If you don't have an ice cream cone in your hand right now, why not go get one?
  • Why watch others have fun, when you could have fun spoiling it?
  • Be nice, play dead.
  • Don't do anything I wouldn't do in my dreams (May 4,2001)
  • Bah, you don't have a clue, but then, most don't (August 26, 2001)
  • On the Subject of School: 
    The School Haiku 
  Its such a long time 
And such a very short time
  All at the same time
Shaun David Ramsey (September 6, 2001)
  • Girls just have to be hydrated. (October 7,2001)
  • Matching Carpet and Curtains. (October 31,2001)
  • :When looking at the Fantasy section in Barnes and Nobles, I turned the corner and said: "And on the other side of fantasy" as I saw romance novels: (November 2, 2001)
  • Women are like roses. (November 3,2001)
  • I hate November for the speed at which it moves, its my favorite month. (November 4,2001)
  • I'm your friend, regardless of the weather. (November 25, 2001)
  • You're a big bad girl in a big bad world (December 6, 2001)
  • Fears exist to be overcome. (December 9, 2001)
  • The difference between prostitution and marriage is that prostitution is renting while marriage is renting to own. (December 29,2001)
  • If I call a tree a tree, should it be mad at me? (January 1,2002)
  • What good is a lawn if you cannot lie down in it , with your arms wide, and stare at the sky (February 26,2002)
  • The Lawn Haiku? 
        What good is a lawn
 That you cannot   lie down in
  With your arms spread wide
 And your head up   to the sky
 Always, with no    reason why
Shaun David Ramsey (February 26, 2002)
  • Sometimes you get lucky and love people for who they are inside too. (March 25,2002)
  • The shadow of my love (May 6, 2002)
  • Women love to be immersed in water (May 10, 2002)
  • You don't want to be a part of my life, you just want to be apart. (May 25, 2002)
  • The Sleepy Haiku 
         Asleep Again I
   Have Gone to Dreamy Lands Where
   F  a  r  i  e  s   Dance and Play
    SDR (June 11,2002) 
  •    Flutterbies flutter
 Wings and wind magnificent
   Gorgeous Butterfly
    SDR (June 17, 2002)
  • Beauty doesn't exist in everything, but beauty does exist. (June 20,2002)
  • You are now Zimbalquio. (July 4, 2002)
  • Freedom does not necessarily mean putting yourself in harm's way. (September 4, 2002)
  • Loneliness brings sadness beyond recompense. (January 8, 2003)
  • 50 men is easy. 50 women is an accomplishment. (January 9, 2003)
  • I wish I was hungry, or liked the food. (May 9, 2003) 
  • 	The DoppelGanger (July 15,2003)
      I promise to love who you are forever.
      I cannot promise to love you forever.
      You may change. 
           You may turn 
               into someone 
      I do not love.
      What then of promises and dreams.
  • My definitions are too perfect, who could live up to them? (July 15, 2003)
  • I was thinking, but then I exploded. (August 4, 2003)
  • I have the right to make your right a wrong. (August 4, 2003)
  • Humans are too humane in many regards. (August 8, 2003)
  • Drop the Sarcasm. Drop the Defenses. Just be the sweet, loving person I know you are inside. (August 30, 2003)
  • If I get serious now, people die. (September 9, 2003)
  • Swimming in women (September 19, 2003)
  • Immortality has forever had its price. (October 5, 2003)
  • Depression: It got a lot worse before it got a little better. (October 8, 2003)
  • Some people don't deserve life, the rest deserve death (December 1, 2003)
  • Everybody is a little weird (December 4,2003)
  • The definition of normal is malleable (December 4, 2003)
  • Sucking Rocks (December 4, 2003)
  • You hate it when they stay, but lament when they leave. (January 14, 2004).
  • Once we've tasted of sweet heaven, is there a way to turn off our lust for more? (April 8, 2004)
  • Do I love the hunt the most? or is it the inner result that feeds me? (June 26, 2004)
  • Why must we berate to make ourselves feel better? (June 26, 2004)
  • Is it possible to cut strings and rise above the ashes of our failures or are we stuck in our decisions of calamity? (June 26, 2004)
  • The world will live without me. Why is it that we feel motivated to become immortal? (June 26, 2004)
  • Its erotic to have everything in something. (June 30, 2004)
  • Everyone is normalized, but nobody is normal. (June 30, 2004)
  • Molest Eyes (July 16, 2004)
  • If you want to kill me, go ahead, I'm sure nothingness would be better than awareness. (July 16,2004) 
  •  It makes me angry to hear the words.
     You make them seem so hollow.
     When you said you'd be there for me,
     It wasn't hard to swallow. 

     But you always rip it awayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
     I feel you ripping away
     My heart is ripping away

     When you said you'd always love me,
     I believed with everything I could.
     My heart attached when I knew it should
     Not take what you gave.

     Cuz you always rip it awayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
     I feel you ripping away
     My heart and I'm dieing
    (July 25, 2004)
  • Last updated on July 25, 2004.