Seminars For Men
- You, too, can do housework
- PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut.
- How to fill an ice tray
- We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money
- Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am
- Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks")
- Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception
- Get a life -- learn to cook and then clean up the kitchen
- How not to act like a jerk when you're obviously wrong
- Spelling -- Even you can get it right
- Understanding your financial incompetence
- You -- The Weaker Sex
- Reasons to give flowers
- How to stay awake after sex
- Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom
- Garbage -- Getting it to the curb.
- You can fall asleep without "it" if you really try
- The morning dilemma: shower first, THEN breakfast
- I'll wear it if I damn well please
- How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet")
- "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
- Give me a break| Why we know your excuses are b.s.
- How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
- The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency
- Romanticism - Ideas other than sex
- Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
- Mother-in-laws -- They are often people, too
- Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home
- You too can be a designated driver
- Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson,
especially when naked|")
- Changing your underwear -- It really works
- The Attainable Goal -- Omitting "TITS" from your vocabulary
- Fluffing the blankets after flatulation is NOT necessary
- Techniques for calling home
Seminars For Women
- "Are you ready to leave?" -- Definition of the word "yes"
- Appropriate rhetorical questions (Formerly "Honey, do I look fat?")
- Elementary Map Reading
- Crying and law enforcement
- Advanced Math Seminar -- Program your VCR
- You can go shopping for less than 4 hours
- Gaining five pounds v. the end of the world: a study in contrast
- The Seven-Outfit Week v the Seven-Week Outfit
- PMS -- It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (was: It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty -- Deal With It)
- Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission
- Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights
- Driving III: Approximating a constant speed
- Driving IV: Makeup and Driving--It's As Simple As Oil and Water
- The Super Bowl: Not a Game--A Sacrament
- Telephone Translations (was: "Me too" equals "I Love You")
- How to Earn Your Own Money, not just Spend His
- Giftgiving Fundamentals (was: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good)
- Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
- Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup
- Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
- We forget birthdays, you forget sports stats: LET'S LET IT DROP
- MYOB: Proper response to other couple's public arguments
- Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (was: WE learned to deal with the embarrassment)
- Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
- What Goes Around Comes Around--Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
- His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
- Committment Schmittment (was: Wedlock Schmedlock)
- "To Honor and Obey:" Remembering the small print above "I Do"
- Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
- Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man-Child
Healing Wounds by Expressing the Latent Wild Man Within?
- Yes, you too can wear the same clothes more than once!
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