How to Have a Bad Career in Research/Academia
David A. Patterson
The first half of the talk is a tongue-in-cheek presentation
of how to have a bad career in research, including:
Computer Science Division/EECS Department
University of California at Berkeley
* Let Complexity be Your Guide (Confuse Thine Enemies)
* Never be Proven Wrong
* Use the Computer Scientific Method
* Don't be Distracted by Comments of Others (Avoid Feedback)
and suggestions along similar lines about technology transfer,
writing papers, and giving talks.
The second half of the talk is advice on alternatives to
a bad career.