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"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!"
(Homer Simpson)

I have returned to the confines of my cubicle for the summer months as the heathen-ist ball of fire has again returned to full zenith and the snows of happiness have receded. Dominated by a large sense of insecurity and inferiority, I rejoin the ranks of graduate students meandering the maze of halls in MEB, hiding in the windowless offices and hoping for some small sign of success to hint at a possible graduation...as of yet...nothing.

daniels.two@gmail.com

461 South University Street
Salt Lake City, UT 84102

cell: (801) 910-4141
The "Malnourished" Hulk

In defiance of the greenish hue that creeps over my skin, due to an over exposure to the flourescent lights and deprivation of natural sunlight, I venture outside my cubicle prison. Fortunately my transformation into a malnourished version of the Hulk, reminiscent of Gollum (Lord of the Rings), is still another year or two from completion. Else, I fear a total acceptance that my sole light sources should be the eerie glow of monitors lending a hand to the final stage of my metamorphosis: the beady little eyes. In the meantime, I have become a field representative for Clif Bar and a volunteer ski host for Snowbird, forcing exposure to the world outside of my computer. I guess I am still holding on to some hope that a shred of me will survive the grad-life, but of late it feels that I am only delaying the inevitable.
Zion Curtain (University of Utah Ultimate Team 2006-2009)
Golden Spike (Salt Lake City Ultimate Team 2008-2009)
The Endless Winter
My 'Skied That' List
Colorado: Aspen/Snowmass, Buttermilk, Vail
Maine: Sugarloaf, Sunday River
New Hampshire: Attitash, Cannon, Crotchet Mountain, Gunstock, Loon, Mount Sunapee, Ragged, Pat's Peak, Waterville Valley, Wildcat
Switzerland: Zermatt
Vermont: Killington, Mount Snow, Smuggler's Notch, Sugarbush
Utah: Alta, Brighton, Canyons, Park City, Powder, Snowbasin, Snowbird, Solitude
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1 Bobby Deorr
4 Joe Cronin
8 Carl Yastremski
9 Ted Williams
27 Carlton Fisk
42 Jackie Robinson