Got any answers??

If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, 
how cold is it going to be?

Why is it called building when it is already built?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

If lawyers are debarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can 
be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, dry cleaners depressed?

Why is it if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe 
them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

I thought how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get plder, then it 
dawned on me they are cramming for their final exams.

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
 
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the 
whole plane out of that stuff?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

If all the world is a stage where is the audience sitting?