Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you.

Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when 
something works, but you don't know why. Programmers combine theory and 
practice : nothing works and they don't know why. 

Every man should marry . . . After all, happiness is not the only thing in life

Much of the vitality in a friendship lies in the honoring of differences, 
not simply in the enjoyment of similarities

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Always remember that you're uniqe ... just like everyone else.

A spouse is someone who will stand by you through all the trouble . . . 
you wouldn't have had, had you stayed single.

The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. 

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again

There are two essential basic strategies for success in business: 
1. Never reveal all you know. 

Every program has (at least) two purposes: The one for which it was written 
and another for which it wasn't.